Bagpanhit is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, tiresome unicorn.

Bagpanhit created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bagpanhit, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagpanhit, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bagpanhit's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bagpanhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not keep five capybaras in a large pit.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics near gulls while wearing purple corsets and balancing six carbon spheres on your legs.

4. Do not kill goats.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.