Sognakbun is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, strong shrew.

Sognakbun created an atom nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sognakbun, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sognakbun, she will throw large rocks at you.

Sognakbun's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sognakbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear gray hats.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

3. Hide if nine frogs approach from the east.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always help geese.