Fudfubkapgeb is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, unsympathetic yak.

Fudfubkapgeb created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudfubkapgeb, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fudfubkapgeb, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fudfubkapgeb's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fudfubkapgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Fudfubkapgeb's name in vain.

2. Never hurt foxes.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate pigs.

4. Fudfubkapgeb must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not speak about spinach.