Didspagtenjarn is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered lion.

Didspagtenjarn created the Tadpole Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Didspagtenjarn, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Didspagtenjarn, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Didspagtenjarn's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Didspagtenjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Rats are not to be trusted.

2. Do not take Didspagtenjarn's name in vain.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.