Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sapient wyrm.

Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik created oxygen six million years ago.

If you believe in Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Stanveenfarnfligcepmigkik.