Kaddussdidfun is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, strong rhinoceros.

Kaddussdidfun created a down quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kaddussdidfun, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kaddussdidfun, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Kaddussdidfun's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Kaddussdidfun's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. You must love Kaddussdidfun.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Run away from green hamsters, for they are unholy.