Bodbuthud is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, clever bat.

Bodbuthud created a charm quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bodbuthud, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Bodbuthud, it will have a low opinion of you.

Bodbuthud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Bodbuthud's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt whales.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help shrews in need.

5. Do not trade with those who eat carrots.