Fudabkop is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, contented wyrm.

Fudabkop created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudabkop, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fudabkop, he will turn you into a duck.

Fudabkop's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Fudabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never talk about dolphins.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.