Nilkamgud is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful owl.

Nilkamgud created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nilkamgud, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nilkamgud, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nilkamgud's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Nilkamgud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hop near doves.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

4. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not speak about peas.