Mapbogab Ventafpak is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, ill-tempered bee.

Mapbogab Ventafpak created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mapbogab Ventafpak, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mapbogab Ventafpak, he will throw large rocks at you.

Mapbogab Ventafpak's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Mapbogab Ventafpak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in yellow.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if four monkeys approach from the east.