Bepxucbep is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, happy otter.

Bepxucbep created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepxucbep, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Bepxucbep, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Bepxucbep's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bepxucbep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Do not keep five sheep in a large pit.

4. Bepxucbep must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never sprint in the presence of moths.