Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest frog.

Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad created a top quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kapbestarmlit Dintamlad first in all things.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Do not chop down trees.