Pogveglad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish squid.

Pogveglad created a photon three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogveglad, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Pogveglad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pogveglad's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Pogveglad's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force near eagles while wearing gray corsets and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

4. Pogveglad loves ants, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about spacetime.