Gidhunlab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, narcissistic sheep.

Gidhunlab created the Milkyway nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gidhunlab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gidhunlab, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Gidhunlab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gidhunlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear white.