Nuttkimwab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil dingo.

Nuttkimwab created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttkimwab, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nuttkimwab, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Nuttkimwab's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Nuttkimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Worship no other gods but Nuttkimwab.

3. Never mention monkeys.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.