Mumdan is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, staggering guinea pig.

Mumdan created carbon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumdan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Mumdan, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mumdan's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Mumdan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant green sculpture of Mumdan in the centre of the settlement.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Do not wear purple clothing.

4. Never think about dark matter near dogs while wearing brown ear rings and balancing four iron spheres on your hands.

5. Do not take Mumdan's name in vain.