Spagbonkbesslig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome alligator.

Spagbonkbesslig created a charm quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Spagbonkbesslig, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Spagbonkbesslig, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Spagbonkbesslig's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Spagbonkbesslig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Spagbonkbesslig in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never think ill of sick bats.

4. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Spagbonkbesslig in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about electromagnetism.