Sadzanxen is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane wasp.

Sadzanxen created life eight million years ago.

If you believe in Sadzanxen, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Sadzanxen, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Sadzanxen's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Sadzanxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at dwarf planets.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force near frogs while wearing violet shirts and balancing four iron spheres on your legs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Retreat if three pigs approach from the west.

5. Never mention porpoises.