Febbogpop is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, generous swallow.

Febbogpop created the planet Jupiter four years ago.

If you believe in Febbogpop, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Febbogpop, she will turn you into a tree.

Febbogpop's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Febbogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always help snakes in need.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.