Vadgovlop is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, fast clam.

Vadgovlop created an up quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Vadgovlop, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vadgovlop, she will ignore you.

Vadgovlop's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Vadgovlop's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always help sick eagles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.