Bodgofwan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, wise gerbil.

Bodgofwan created water nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bodgofwan, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bodgofwan, he will strike you with lightening.

Bodgofwan's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bodgofwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bodgofwan in the centre of the settlement.

3. Bodgofwan loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never eat spinach.

5. Always look after injured hamsters.