Kararfrak is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, humane armadillo.

Kararfrak created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kararfrak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kararfrak, she will turn you into a mouse.

Kararfrak's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Kararfrak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near geese while wearing gray ear rings.

2. Never wear pink coats.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never eat garlic.