Nighimbum is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking goat.

Nighimbum created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nighimbum, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Nighimbum, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Nighimbum's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nighimbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near squirrels while wearing gray stockings and balancing seven tin spheres on your arms.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.