Dobdubsat is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent human.

Dobdubsat created a quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dobdubsat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Dobdubsat, she will not care.

Dobdubsat's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Dobdubsat's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Put Dobdubsat first in all things.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near birds while wearing yellow jumpers.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.