Godfetdiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, caring hyena.

Godfetdiss created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Godfetdiss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godfetdiss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Godfetdiss' most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Godfetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Swans are not to be trusted.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Godfetdiss.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

5. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.