Dogtafcum is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, blissful badger.

Dogtafcum created viruses two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dogtafcum, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dogtafcum, she will strike you with lightening.

Dogtafcum's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dogtafcum's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dogtafcum.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never think ill of sick bats.