Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, merciful ant.

Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon created light five million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat lentils.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bonkdutdissvenflowmothivfon in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not wear lead on your body.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.