Cudbon is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, omniscient finch.

Cudbon created humankind four years ago.

If you believe in Cudbon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cudbon, it will be very unhappy.

Cudbon's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Cudbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at galaxies.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Cudbon on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear gray rings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never hurt badgers.