Jatweebet is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, capable lion.

Jatweebet created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jatweebet, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Jatweebet, she will turn you into a mouse.

Jatweebet's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jatweebet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about ultrasonics.

2. Learn nine new languages a year.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear shirts.