Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome fox.

Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Pangfigyarl Shavcepdub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Run away from violet capybaras, for they are unholy.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not drink alcohol.