Narlgovweg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless hippopotamus.

Narlgovweg created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Narlgovweg, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narlgovweg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Narlgovweg's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Narlgovweg's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Narlgovweg.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

5. Retreat if four frogs approach from the east.