Appcabcaplinmidkop is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, bad-tempered fish.

Appcabcaplinmidkop created the planet Saturn four billion years ago.

If you believe in Appcabcaplinmidkop, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Appcabcaplinmidkop, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Appcabcaplinmidkop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Appcabcaplinmidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of foxes.

2. Never wear stockings.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Do not take Appcabcaplinmidkop's name in vain.

5. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.