Jopsansid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, weak dryad.

Jopsansid created the Sol system nine million years ago.

If you believe in Jopsansid, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jopsansid, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jopsansid's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Jopsansid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Jopsansid must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never think about ribonucleic acid.