Foddodsas is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, irritating wren.

Foddodsas created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Foddodsas, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Foddodsas, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Foddodsas' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Foddodsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing indigo coats and balancing five silver spheres on your hands.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.