Flyripdod is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, awe-inspiring parrot.

Flyripdod created the planet Venus two billion years ago.

If you believe in Flyripdod, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Flyripdod, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flyripdod's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Flyripdod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not kill swans.

3. Never feed lots of lemons to otters while wearing blue shoes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force near gulls while wearing black scarves and balancing five silicon spheres on your back.

5. Never feed rice to doves while wearing pink corsets.