Witstanquill is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sapient lobster.

Witstanquill created parasitic wasps two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witstanquill, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Witstanquill, he will destroy your home solar system.

Witstanquill's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Witstanquill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. You must love Witstanquill.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Always help ants.

5. Never think ill of sick otters.