Stragtonkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Stragtonkam created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stragtonkam, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Stragtonkam, she will not care.

Stragtonkam's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Stragtonkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Stragtonkam's name in vain.

2. Retreat if eight great tits approach from the south.

3. Never talk about solid mechanics near whales while wearing white coats.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not chop down trees.