Budbomkem is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, tiresome hyena.

Budbomkem created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Budbomkem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Budbomkem, he will turn you into a sheep.

Budbomkem's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Budbomkem's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Budbomkem.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Budbomkem.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.