Yokhensid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, witless crocodile.

Yokhensid created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Yokhensid, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yokhensid, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Yokhensid's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Yokhensid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Never go into blue rooms.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Fast once a month.