Pakcenarttonkrandobneg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, pitiless troll.

Pakcenarttonkrandobneg created the planet Saturn seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pakcenarttonkrandobneg, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pakcenarttonkrandobneg, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Pakcenarttonkrandobneg's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pakcenarttonkrandobneg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pakcenarttonkrandobneg's name in vain.

2. Never feed lots of rice to geese while wearing cyan jumpers.

3. Pakcenarttonkrandobneg loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never leap in the presence of eagles.