Nadgengess is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthoughtful gorilla.

Nadgengess created light two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nadgengess, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nadgengess, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Nadgengess' most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Nadgengess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint near mites.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never eat figs.

5. Always look after injured moths.