Nablidfad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, irritating alligator.

Nablidfad created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nablidfad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nablidfad, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Nablidfad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Nablidfad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.