Tabdosscabbumstigfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, idiotic walrus.

Tabdosscabbumstigfob created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabdosscabbumstigfob, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tabdosscabbumstigfob, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Tabdosscabbumstigfob's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Tabdosscabbumstigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear tin on your body.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never wear cyan rings.