Largmoblam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, dishonest rat.

Largmoblam created the Sunflower Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largmoblam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Largmoblam, she will strike you with lightening.

Largmoblam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Largmoblam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near otters while wearing magenta hats and balancing nine titanium spheres on your feet.

2. Erect five silver sculptures of Largmoblam on top of important buildings.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Do not make images of living things.