Pinbassbompod is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent parrot.

Pinbassbompod created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinbassbompod, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Pinbassbompod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Pinbassbompod's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Pinbassbompod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Never jump near shrews.

3. Worship no other gods but Pinbassbompod.

4. Hide if nine otters approach from the west.

5. Never write about moons.