Pagdib is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, pitiless centaur.

Pagdib created the planet Venus three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pagdib, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pagdib, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pagdib's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Pagdib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Worship no other gods but Pagdib.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never think about quantum field theory.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.