Hathondib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered wolf.

Hathondib created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hathondib, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Hathondib, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hathondib's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Hathondib's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Hathondib loves turtles, so they must be respected.

4. Never hurt badgers.

5. Never hop in the presence of eagles.