Legbitzed is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, confident clam.

Legbitzed created bats four years ago.

If you believe in Legbitzed, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Legbitzed, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Legbitzed's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Legbitzed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never wear pink dresses.

5. Never talk about tapirs.