Ranvonran is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, selfish mink.

Ranvonran created a photon three million years ago.

If you believe in Ranvonran, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ranvonran, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ranvonran's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Ranvonran's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never wear green corsets.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.