Fudyatlab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, temperamental tapir.

Fudyatlab created bats four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fudyatlab, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fudyatlab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fudyatlab's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Fudyatlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat whales with great respect.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Fudyatlab loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Always look after injured monkeys.