Hubzed is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome otter.

Hubzed created gold five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubzed, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hubzed, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Hubzed's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Hubzed's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of corn to great tits while wearing black coats.

2. Never write about dwarf planets.

3. Never feed coconuts to hamsters while wearing boots.

4. Hubzed loves bats, so they must be respected.

5. Never think ill of sick aardvarks.