Nurlstipxuck is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, charitable mink.

Nurlstipxuck created an atom three million years ago.

If you believe in Nurlstipxuck, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nurlstipxuck, he will be very sad.

Nurlstipxuck's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Nurlstipxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nurlstipxuck.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never wear violet corsets.