Linyaksig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty cobra.

Linyaksig created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linyaksig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Linyaksig, she will turn you into a dog.

Linyaksig's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Linyaksig's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never think ill of sick turtles.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Linyaksig in the centre of the settlement.