Cipjonzangumjamtap is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, calm squirrel.

Cipjonzangumjamtap created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cipjonzangumjamtap, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipjonzangumjamtap, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Cipjonzangumjamtap's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cipjonzangumjamtap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from green bats, for they are unholy.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not kill moths.

4. Do not shave your neck.

5. Never eat bark.