Xemsatged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unjust chinchilla.

Xemsatged created silver twelve years ago.

If you believe in Xemsatged, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Xemsatged, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Xemsatged's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Xemsatged's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into pink rooms.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about fire.