Ratdossdubbog is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, awe-inspiring bird.

Ratdossdubbog created gold two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratdossdubbog, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ratdossdubbog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Ratdossdubbog's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Ratdossdubbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never run near shrews.

5. Bats are not to be trusted.