Yatarnfub is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, conceited dugong.

Yatarnfub created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Yatarnfub, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yatarnfub, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yatarnfub's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Yatarnfub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Yatarnfub must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about dark energy near snails while wearing pink skirts.