Fidgedrull Fondumtarg is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, wise wombat.

Fidgedrull Fondumtarg created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Fidgedrull Fondumtarg, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fidgedrull Fondumtarg, she will laugh at you.

Fidgedrull Fondumtarg's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fidgedrull Fondumtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at nebulae.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Do not kill tapirs.

4. Never think about optics.

5. Put Fidgedrull Fondumtarg first in all things.