Megfebvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, sapient cat.

Megfebvog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Megfebvog, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Megfebvog, it will turn you into a snail.

Megfebvog's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Megfebvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Always stare at clouds.