Yamsanhiv is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain owl.

Yamsanhiv created the planet Venus five million years ago.

If you believe in Yamsanhiv, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yamsanhiv, it will be very unhappy.

Yamsanhiv's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Yamsanhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.