Pasdagcub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, deceitful faun.

Pasdagcub created silver five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pasdagcub, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pasdagcub, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Pasdagcub's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Pasdagcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pasdagcub.

5. Always treat moths with great respect.