Cembastbod is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, deceitful fox.

Cembastbod created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cembastbod, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cembastbod, she will send minions to preach to you.

Cembastbod's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cembastbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a room before entering it.

2. Do not drink water in red rooms.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not shave your head.