Damominzan is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, clever rhinoceros.

Damominzan created the solar system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Damominzan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Damominzan, he will turn you into a goat.

Damominzan's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Damominzan's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Damominzan four times a day.

2. Always help sick bats.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never think about gravity.