Narttafnull is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Narttafnull created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Narttafnull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Narttafnull, she will turn you into a duck.

Narttafnull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Narttafnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. You must love Narttafnull.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. You must pray to Narttafnull nine times a day.

5. Narttafnull loves nematodes, so they must be honoured.