Stipjigsak is a god.

It takes the form of a small, uncaring ferret.

Stipjigsak created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipjigsak, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Stipjigsak, it will think nothing of it.

Stipjigsak's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Stipjigsak's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Stipjigsak in the centre of the settlement.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.