Jenfennarl is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-confident finch.

Jenfennarl created humanity five million years ago.

If you believe in Jenfennarl, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jenfennarl, it will remove you from existence.

Jenfennarl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Jenfennarl's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from turquoise moths, for they are unholy.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Feed all hungry great tits.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Jenfennarl in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never write about moons.