Cingadsat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, almighty snake.

Cingadsat created a Higgs boson four billion years ago.

If you believe in Cingadsat, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cingadsat, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cingadsat's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cingadsat's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cingadsat.

2. Cingadsat loves cats, so they must be honoured.

3. Never go into turquoise rooms.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Do not eat pineapples.